open your mind.

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

shhhaftermidnight:

This.
Every morning.
Every night
Every time.

shhhaftermidnight:

This.

Every morning.

Every night

Every time.